angeldictator:

Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.

voldie:

no mom I can’t go back to school tomorrow i’m still ugly

(Source: v0lumania)

watchtheskytonight:

geekchicbooks:

missbibliophile:

Isn’t it weird how you would say ‘on’ if you’re talking about a tv show and ‘in’ if it was a movie?

like “she was on Doctor Who”

“she was in The Avengers”

I never even thought about this before.

we are becoming aware

anrdew:

I’m pretty sure I’m doing this teenager thing completely wrong

(Source: sharonosbourne)

do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”

(Source: gleeson666)

oddtitties:

noteverysmileisrealxo:

feistily:

I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me.
I don’t want to grow up.

i think about this almost everyday.

I think about this every single day

(Source: feistily)